Remember Family Fortunes? This is like that, but for horrible people.

Family Fortunes (but for bad people) is an interactive comedy-quiz that reveals exactly how twisted the British public are.

We asked 100 members of the public all the worst questions we could think of.

Things like:

• “What would you not want to catch your dad doing?”
• “Name a politician who deserves to be eaten by a shark”
• “What animal would you most like to shag?”

Now it’s on you to guess what the top answers were...

There’s points, there’s prizes, and there’s a 95% chance we’re going to hell, so come and play before ITV have us killed.