Life's tough when you literally don't fit in. PETE is the book whose cover you should not judge. Behind the crumpled and ripped dust jacket, is a modern classic. Come let the beast man of Surrey rant his way into your heart.

MARK is a man watching on helplessly as his body does a series of dumb things. He can often be found watching telly and wishing he wasn’t watching telly. He has lived in London for over thirty years and is now due for refurbishment. Notable achievements include finalist in West End new/old comedian of the year, and a Darwin award for best supporting idiot.