Billy no-mates Britain doesn’t get on with Europe, with the other continents, or even with itself. But we’re not quite the North Korea of Europe, because we’ve still got our pints, our wounded pride and our mixed bag of princes.

In his debut solo show, Luke Connell asks: why do we love our inglorious royals? Why is the only modern British heroic act the feat of going to every single Wetherspoon’s? Why are pickled eggs still around? Expect puns, parody and a song about all eight King Henries.