A show about getting older but not wiser. All that panic and angst channelled into a custard cream eating frenzy. Until one day you say enough is enough. You decide to stop drinking, stop wasting time and stop holding yourself back. Then you carry on sitting on the sofa waiting for new you to turn up until it becomes apparent that new you isn't coming. Now what? .This is a show about all those years of dreaming that you will soar like an eagle but instead ending up with the face of a pigeon. A show that asks is there more to life than staring competitions with the cat?. Probably not. But it gets me out the house.