Welcome to Earth - voted one of the top 37 travel destinations in the lower southern Milky Way!

Now that your humansuits are on, join your host and fellow alien (occupying the skinsuit of a human comedian named George Dimarelos) as he guides you through the final onboarding program on how to survive and blend in as a primitive human life form.

This short presentation will give you all the tips you need on how to walk, talk, and smell like you were born on this beautifully untouched, charmingly unrefined planet. That’s right, humans are still stuck in communicating via sloppy mouth movements, and they use their limb extensions to tread on the ground, like animals!

And if there’s time, you might even get to practice emotions. A strange human tool that appears to serve no purpose outside of occasionally attempting to get out of a speeding fine.

A work in progress show from standup comedian, professional actor*, and (potential) clown George Dimarelos.