Landlord’s Wet Dream is a one-person comedy show/death threat (the kind with magazine cut-out letters) aimed squarely at the UK Housing Crisis.

I’m coming for you—greasy landlords who never fix the damp. I’m coming for you—no-fault evictions and skyrocketing rents. I’m coming for you—house shares crammed with 20-somethings still clinging to a failed cleaning rota. And when I find you, I’ll unleash a barrage of jaunty poems and hilariously surreal-yet-true stories to make audiences laugh, get angry, laugh more, get angrier, and maybe even join a renter’s union.

Landlord’s Wet Dream is packed full of humour, relatability, and hairless cats.