“Wild, inventive comedy for fans of Emo Philips and Nick Lutsko.” – Chris Thorburn, Breaking The News.

“The worthy heir to a noble line of fringe-dwelling loons.” – Rob Wringham, New Escapologist

Winner of one twenty-fifth of three Scottish Comedy Awards and one eleventh of a Reykjavik Fringe Award.

Robocop: A relentless cyborg supercop from the mean streets of Detroit.

The Terminator: An unstoppabble, remorseless killing machine from a nightmarish future.

Gabriel Featherstone: A pretty good stand-up comedian who wrote a viral tweet about Tinky-Winky's sex life and a cool song about Shrek being good.

These three titans of entertainment will face off in a bloody, mind-mangling, no holds barred battle to the death! Also, Gabe might do some fun alternative comedy. Free entry on the door if you bring a homemade scarecrow that provably looks like your Dad.